text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

Gibberish Text

A text message in which gibberish is used to express humor, frustration, or anger at a situation and when real words do not suffice. A gibberish text can also be sent merely to feel connected with someone, but in actuality there is nothing to say.

Jake just sent me a Gibberish Text, he says "puhchwhotincy cun yut tolo hoy".

by alexander burns September 12, 2009

tickle texting

flirtatious interactions that occur via text message, not to be confused with sexting

I was tickle texting with jake last night.

by Moira peterson June 14, 2010

Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.

Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"

by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010

Birthing a Texan

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011

textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008