testing the waters

-- when you have no idea if something works, and you go at it tentatively
-- metaphorically like sticking your finger in coffee or tea to see if too hot

was just testing the waters, wasn't really serious

by quickify February 22, 2017

tesla ass

When you get an electric shock, you skin vibrates. Tesla ass means an ass that shakes verry welk when someone twerks

She's got a tesla ass

by RandomPerson03 November 26, 2017

Tessa Fowler

a large breasted model, appeared in playboy and other various mens magazines.

son: dad you seen Tessa fowler's massive boobs in the picture mag
dad: yes son there definitely above average i'd motorboat them anyday.

by breast man98bbbbb2breastman89 February 14, 2019

Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

the Frank Hvam-test

A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.

The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.

Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam

- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”

- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”

by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014

tessa holland

Tessa Holland is Tom Holland's adorable lil' floof. She's a blue staffy but not dangerous at all and really like cuddles and sandwiches.

Tessa Holland is the world's cutest dog!

by eminem1212 June 2, 2018