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a spare teacher, usually there when the main teachers aren't there. everybody will mess around with them and make sure they have a really hard time except for that one kid who always wants to play stupid games after working out some easy equation.
bob: nah that kid's name is bob, i'm bill.
bill: yeah he's bob, i am bill.
relief teacher: alright.
bob: *throws paper at teacher*
relief teacher: who was that?
bob: yeah that was hayley over there
hayley: iT wAS nOt ME!
random kid: gUyS jUSt sToP wE wANt tO GO oUt fOr a GamE
bill: yeah he's bob, i am bill.
relief teacher: alright.
bob: *throws paper at teacher*
relief teacher: who was that?
bob: yeah that was hayley over there
hayley: iT wAS nOt ME!
random kid: gUyS jUSt sToP wE wANt tO GO oUt fOr a GamE
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by dan, robert, amber, alec August 18, 2004
Get the tech mug.English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.
Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)
Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)
Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)
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A vehicle technician of high grade or quality. Typically 'over-diagnoses' problems, resulting in wiring repairs, reprogramming PCMs, or pretending to repair vehicles. Usually spotted with his DRB scanner.
A vehicle technician of high grade or quality. Typically 'over-diagnoses' problems, resulting in wiring repairs, reprogramming PCMs, or pretending to repair vehicles. Usually spotted with his DRB scanner.
"Traced and repaired intermittant short in instrument panel wiring harness, r&r partial harness and HVAC wiring, repair remote start harness grounding near column, resemble instrument panel and rmeote starter system, repairec C11 RD at column harness from power distribution center." - Super-Tech
by Ass-Monger September 18, 2008
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