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United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.
Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.
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Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.
I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

Titanic Untouched Stratus

Titanic Untouched is known as the ship of roleplay. She is the first one and only one to have the name Titanic. She is a sweet kind hearted person but she does have a backbone. She is apart of a site called RATEDR. She is apart of the Stratus family and the main Untouched.
me-"did you see Titanic Untouched Stratus today"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"

Dodge Stratus 

Noun: A Dodge sedan from the nineties, driven by those who demand respect
Will Ferrel: I drive a DODGE STRATUS!

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.
Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !
Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

Statue Bitch 

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.
"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.
Statue Bitch by front2back November 14, 2016

Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020