Statue

A statue is which is most of the time made of stone. A frozen sculptured piece of stone, mainly to honor someone from a past life that has done something spectacular and helped the world in some way; important people, or icons that were greatly admired by people.
Person 1: Hey you see that statue it looks super familiar!
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
by _definitions4u March 16, 2019
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by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021
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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 02, 2010
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Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
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Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4
My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)
by King Co July 07, 2021
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