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text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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Rage Squirting

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.
by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014
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Oh my god, you should have seen when zack made Curtis tickle squirt.
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Horny Squirrel

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"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
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Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
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Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
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fart squirrel

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
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