shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017

shitty kid

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship

ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again

by 4u2 April 19, 2018

shitty munch

When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.

(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch

(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch

by Bonging September 22, 2017

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017