sexy potato 

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.

That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

sexy potato by xKat43x November 14, 2011

Sexy Sarah 

Biggest slut known in naperville illinois.

Monday- Blows the whole baseball team
Tuesday- Trent
Wednesday- Mike Guido
Thursday- Dances with Sully
Friday- Ernesto :)
Saturday- whoever the hell is there
Sunday- Kadjew/ Jared

whole neuqua valley girl population hates you.

Do you know Sexy Sarah?

hell yeah she blew my boyfriend!
ME TOO!
Same here!
me too and im gay

Sexy Sarah by Im oh so sexy October 16, 2008

sexy cow 

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."

This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

sexy cow by hillbillybobb September 12, 2009

Sexy Fox

A horny guy that is obsessed with sexy girls and pets his caterpillar while evily laughing.

Abby: Dude look at that sexy fox!! *points at guy in bar*

Sexy Fox by Tristen13 June 7, 2013

Sexy Cunt 

To be so sexy, the song "Sexy bitch" must be modified to be sexy cunt.

Damn you's a sexy cunt! Damn gurl!

Sexy Cunt by Mystery man thing March 14, 2010

Sexy Smiley 

Someone who is both sexy and puts a smile on your face. Commonly used to describe that special someone close to your heart.

My Sexy Smiley always makes me happy

Sexy Smiley by The Horny Beast July 3, 2009

sexy hands 

Hands that fuck whatever they touch. Beyond clumsy.

Person with sexy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. Will crash a computer by pressing one button on the keyboard. The person is useless at ball sports (couldn't catch a flu during a pandemic). For a guy with sexy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head butt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)

Sean and Brittany are preparing for a party at their new apartment. Todd is helping.

Sean: did you ask Todd to carry the box out of the car?
Brittany: sure, why?
Sean: that box contains all of our wine! Todd has sexy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the fuck are we going to drink now?? look outside, I bet you he hasn't even got up the drive way in one piece. I bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
Brittany: I thought you told me that he had sexy feet?
Sean: he does!

sexy hands by Fist of fury August 31, 2013