Relationship

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.

Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Relationship Dysmorphia

A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.

"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."

by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025

Relationship

I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.

Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america September 8, 2007

paulobet relationship

An online relationship in which you have only met the person in real life once or twice.

Often shady looking people involved.

Gee willikers, I don't know her boyfriend Bobby!
Gosh thats because its one of those creepy paulobet relationships.

by Ima Leiu Serr December 24, 2007

Frienutual relationship

Two friend who want to take their friendship to a higher level, right before becoming a couple.

I believe that Tom and Shelly have a "Frienutual relationship"

by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009

not-relationship

Something between an open relationship and a relationship. A relationship in which two people act as if they are in a committed relationship (they have sex, they cuddle, they hang out, etc.) but are free to hook up with others.

Yeah bro, they're in a not-relationship!

by JimBobTheTrucker July 3, 2011