Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.

His gut filled with Mental Pudding.

by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022

Rocks in my pudding

A term refering to rough anal sex with a tall fat man.

Man, Adam dropped some serious rocks in my pudding last night

by Kevin James 3rd June 28, 2022

fairy pudding

Tuna casserole

Look! Joey brought the fairy pudding to our covered-dish party!

by Florida wordsmith June 30, 2022

gooch pudding

Putting with main ingredient of gooch grease combined with heavy cream and mixed until you get a good texture.

Hey buddy wanna eat my fresh gooch pudding

by KrispyJuicy101 July 3, 2022

Rice Pudding

A dessert made from rice, milk, sugar and raisins.

Fuck Abbie! Put some raisins in the rice pudding!…

by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022