abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time

Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound

by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017

fire patch

A red-haired person with red pubic hair

Look at thomas, I bet he has a Fire patch.

by eddiethefather February 15, 2019

White pitch

A white pitch is a pitch that is white. They are usually the basic white female . The Starbucks user that we all know.

Dang that white pitch just chugged that pumpkin spice latteee

by Le mon September 25, 2020

Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!

by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

Threw out the first pitch

Jerking your dong in the bathroom of a stadium

I threw out the first pitch at Yankee stadium right on my hotdog

by Regina2323 August 4, 2015

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009