Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

pocket pike

refers to the male penis or cock. Same family as the trouser trout, dungaree dolphin or it's Jewish cousin, the Kike Pike

Dr. Brucey unleashed his pocket pike into Nancy's shaved pelican.

by Jackdz January 3, 2008

Pocket Snips

The slang term for a sniper rifle in a first person shooter video game.

"Dude! Check out my wicked head shot with the pocket snips!"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Pocket Snips

A term used when you are holding pocket aces, or two aces as your hole cards in texas holdem.

"I raised him $10 cuz I knew my 'pocket snips' would be the best hand"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

pocket rodeo

when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:

a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep

girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."

by fingerling2323 October 15, 2010

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012