Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

pittsburgh sweats

When someone needs to take a dump so bad that they start sweating. Sometimes happens in the middle of a big city with no bathrooms in sight.

"Rob is in rough shape. He's got the Pittsburgh sweats and the nearest bathroom is 2 blocks from here. He might not make it."

by Greg Fratt September 16, 2013

Pitch-Phrase

A string of sentences used to heighten one's awareness of themselves. You're pitching your personality, in a nutshell.

"What up boy, it's your boy James and my pitch-phrase is that I like air hockey, eating funnel cakes, and doing my taxes!"

by YaBoyJaymez January 19, 2014

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

by Telephony July 22, 2015

pita

1) Acronym for Pain In The Ass, a major annoyance.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.

1) Reinstalling everything after a virus was a true PITA.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.

by The Eternal Grunt April 27, 2004

Pito Saute Aukilagi

Samoan for "Born in South Auckland". It is a phrase said by the New Zealand/Samoan rapper Savage in the song Not Many - The Remix!! by Scribe featuring Savage & Con Psy

Pito Saute Aukilagi! It ain't good, it ain't good, it ain't good 'coz you'll get jumped in my hood.

by azthetikk June 14, 2008

pityplause

The applause one receives out of pity despite a poor performance

Despite stumbling over her lines, the comedienne recived a round of pityplause from her audience.

by DCDC December 21, 2005