ping

the future best store. ever.

girl #1: "hey, did you see ping's new line of really cute swimsuits? they are the best ever!"

girl #2: "yeah, they are, and you know what else is the best ever? the three founders of ping. they're so cool, i want to be just like them!"

by lalala September 9, 2004

pingere

An authentic italian paint or penis.

I like to suck pingere and spit it on my plants.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Ping

A substitute for the word 'cool'

man that party was so ping!!! = man that party was so extravagantly fucking cool!!

by timorrinho December 28, 2005

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

Ping savvy

Used to describe if your game server has an appealing ping to different locales on the planet (Earth that is).

This Australian *random game name* server is hosted in China to make it more ping savvy to players joining us from Europe and the USA.

by Clyz0rb0b0 December 25, 2007

ping

The inability to type properly, a ty-ping deficiency

it would help if i could overcome my ping problems

by righto January 10, 2008

Piggy Parade

A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.

Q. Did you see that group of skanks?
A. Yes. I saw the Piggy Parade pass through a few minutes ago.

by David Hastie January 13, 2009