To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"
"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!
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Get the Treat your Body like an Amusement Park mug.Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
by kman998 March 14, 2010
Get the Parliament lights mug.The only thing stopping you from living life and learning from your mistakes. They take away your freedom for no reason and never let you do anything fun. They're nosy too so you have to keep a billion secrets from them.
Joe: Dude, why cant you come to the movies tonight with me, Lauren, and Vicki??
Billy: My parents grounded me for not calling my grandmother on her birthday. Laaame. They also think Im gonna get someone preggers so I cant hang out with girls.
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by spazzimagee123 May 29, 2009
Get the Parents mug.Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.
"Dude, we should totally grab coffee sometime soon!"
"Yea, totally!"
(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")
"Yea, totally!"
(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")
by partee February 24, 2005
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Get the paradise city mug.This Irish origin phrase is most commonly spelled in all caps. It is the exclamation meant for the most badass party ever. Often said as an excitement booster for the party to come, or yelled at those who stand between you and the keg. Wyatt Montgomery, soon to be published poet from Asheville North Carolina, coined the phrase along with the aid of those of whom he parties with on a regular basis.
a: Dude, are you ready for the brutality that is to come tonight?
b: <epic glare>
a: Dude? C'mon man, let me hear it!
a+b: PARTYGODDAMNHELLYEAH!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!! <body slam> (if necessary)
b: <epic glare>
a: Dude? C'mon man, let me hear it!
a+b: PARTYGODDAMNHELLYEAH!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!! <body slam> (if necessary)
by Voodoomouse July 19, 2010
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