St. Paddy's Day Poser

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.

Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

by OMGyouwillseethis February 12, 2010

panda sandwich

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

Panda Mask

Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda

My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask

by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009

Disgruntled Panda

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012

Paddy Kelly

A man who drives mid '90s Ford Broncos while listening to '80s music with either no shirt or a multicolored wife beater on.

"It was a really nice day out and as I was walking down the street I must have seen atleast 5 Paddy Kellys

by Rocker McRockernuts April 1, 2010

sad panda

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

whoisthepanda.com

Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Panda

When you run up a wall and do a backflip.

wanna see me do a Panda

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005