water block

What Peter’s mom got last night.

“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison

by Open the lab November 6, 2021

Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.

Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.

by Crazy68 December 2, 2009

Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch

The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl

by Gregaboo May 27, 2018

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

IMMA BLOCK

REID

IMMA BLOCK?

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010

Waffle Block

A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.

I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.

by Combdawg August 14, 2008