Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
by Siffilis December 21, 2010
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IMMA BLOCK

IMMA BLOCK?
by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021
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BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.
Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed
by russdall October 23, 2009
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Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".
Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us
by Z.queen December 06, 2019
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student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.
Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.
by Elizabeth Newbury November 18, 2010
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Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.
Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.
by Crazy68 December 02, 2009
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Poopers block

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo
Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block
by PoOpa FoOker August 04, 2015
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