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fuck-you money 

An amount of wealth that enables an individual to reject traditional social behavior and niceties of conduct without fear of consequences.
These Bancrofts, thirty-odd descendants of the gargantuan Bostonian Clarence Walker Barron, who bought the paper in 1902, include bankers and writers and equestrians. The more senior among them, it is assumed, detest Rupert Murdoch, just as their parents must have bridled at the former Journal editor Norman Pearlstine's marriage to Nancy Friday, a flamboyant author of sex studies. "But they don't have 'fuck-you money' anymore," a former reporter said of the Bancrofts. "They're nice and rich, but not ungodly so. It matters to the younger generation."
-McGrath, Ben. "News About News." New Yorker. 14 May 2007: 47-48.
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color money 

A word used to signal your security/crew to pounce on a potential threat.
We too close to be two niggas. COLOR MONEY!!!
color money by QMark April 6, 2015

Cash-Money 

When you want to emphasize that someones action was or wasn't cool
Bill: "You ran that child over?"
Me: "Yeah why?"
Bill: "Why would you do that, that wasn't very cash-money of you!"
Cash-Money by Pipperpotumus March 29, 2020
Alternatively D$, is an expert twerker and twin/doppelganger of multiple people who look nothing alike. A wearer of red heart-shaped sunglasses, R Kelly's "The World's Greatest" plays coincidentally whenever she enters a room. She is often recognized for her extremely wide eyes and her laugh can be heard for miles around.
You: "Oh my god, D-Money, stop being so amazing"
D$: "I just gotta be me"
D-Money by D$snumber1fan January 29, 2014

Vampire Money 

1. Money that is spent in vain, and upon retrospection, seems to have "vanished," just as a vampire does while looking into a mirror.

2. A song by My Chemical Romance that lyrically examines the vain of earning vampire money; i.e. selling out.
Band Boy A: We just got a record deal! We just got paid $100,000!

Band Boy B: We are so rich and famous!

(two months later)

Band Boy A: It was all vampire money.

Band Boy B: Fuck. We're broke and alone.
Vampire Money by Suburban Decay January 1, 2011

Acid Money

Money that is saved up to purchase LSD, or acid.
Rob: Hey man, do you have any acid money?

Caleb: No, I forget to save.

sti money 

covid-relief Stimulus Check payments to US citizens
Let's go party, just got my Sti money!
sti money by MrrH March 20, 2021