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Michael

Michael is a fat cunt
by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024
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Michael

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025
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Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers
trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn
by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025
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A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.
Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman
by iammelinda January 28, 2026
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Michael

a stinky protein power dreads skinny fat black monkey that makes excuses for missing practice
Michael loves brextens tip
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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