Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.

Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!

Meat Fork by ekbm January 23, 2009

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

Meat Blender by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

Meat Derby by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

meat saddle 

A meat saddle refers to a girl who is know for sleeping with many men.

I heard that Deena from the Jersey Shore is a total meat saddle.

meat saddle by snowpants14 January 16, 2011

Meat loaf plate 

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

Meat loaf plate by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011

Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!

Meat Wave by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013

meat dress 

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

meat dress by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014