A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.
by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020
Get the Festival Mommug. Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.
Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!
by von groovy June 10, 2017
Get the online momsmug. by laser wook April 1, 2010
Get the mom jockeymug. A 47 year old mom from texas who pulls up in her black SUV, soccer moms usually push their kids to be the best little soccer star you could ever be they usually have a terrible looking pixie cut and her little girl/boy knows but they cannot tell mom cause she is gonna pull out the belt so be cautious her name is probably along the lines of Susan Barbra or Carol her loving husband is probably named David or Mitch and only wants her for her money her oldest 19 yo daughter Sarah is making on the ‘‘world cup’’ when it’s really the finals of the game cause you know he secretly is on a high dose of weed and beer from all those pubs but she loves her husband and when little Jimmy gets fruit snacks at the end of the game
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019
Get the Soccer Mommug. A “mom prom” is when a mother chapperones her child’s prom and it’s more about the mom and her hideous dress. The mom was never invited to prom and she’s making up for not getting invited. The daughter or son is mortified by their mother, how she looks and acts at the prom.
The dress she was wearing made her look like she was a contestant from Toddlers and Tiaras. The dress had giant poofy sleeves, way too many sparkles and a ribbon tied in back. The dress made her look like she was going to a “mom prom”.
by Shiraz Shazaam September 22, 2019
Get the mom prommug. An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019
Get the Bible Mommug. by nik vag April 18, 2019
Get the Spencer’s mommug.