minecraft

fun game with pixels, can be played on almost anything,
one alternative is Minetest.

Want to play Minecraft with me?

by TbhTyson August 7, 2023

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang

Minecraft is a cool game

by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

minecraft

Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.

Minecraft craft balls

by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

Minecraft

A game about, as the title says, mining and crafting.

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"

by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

Minecraft

you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite

Player1 wanna play Minecraft

Player2 yea im no gay

by 77égvann May 17, 2019

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022