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Lunch cuck

A person who did not bring money to an outing assuming they will be paid for however, only to watch food or drink be made and not participate in its consumption
She assumed they’d pay for her but it looks like the passenger princess is a lunch cuck today.
by Sellyoursoulforapotatochip October 20, 2023
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Lunched

Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together
Example:

Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?

TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?
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sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.
Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.
by Ergosum May 11, 2017
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down to lunch

Mid-morning sex. Usually a perfect 10/10 on the sex scale
I went down to lunch with this chick today. She made me read the bible after showing me her "main course".
by Ushsnendjxnsnebeh June 12, 2016
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Hot Lunch

Railroad term for a steaming pile of human shit. Often encountered by railroad personnel near stations, and crossings.
Train operator informs radio controller of a hot lunch blocking the entrance to the first cab on train 32. Train operator apologizes to passengers that they will need to exit, and train will have to divert to the cleaning station before resuming operations.
by singleandafraid:( December 9, 2024
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Lunching

Pablo and Vicky aren't home now. They are lunching together at a restaurant.
by Kostech June 7, 2017
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Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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