Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury

Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass

*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.

Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.

by Andax1216 September 8, 2019

Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020

taylor's knee

Old grandmom knees. Like she is 83 years old. And they hurt all the time. PT is soooooooo much fun

taylor's knee hurts

by Shreklover69_420 September 23, 2020

ow mah knee

when you're attention seeking and using injuries to gain attention.

Person: *hits head* "ow mah knee"

by har-issa December 23, 2020

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021