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Kelly

Somebody that hopes you're okay! That simplistic. That's all!
Things a Kelly might say:
"You Okay?"
" You know, it can't all be that bad! You could be stuck knee deep in turd with these jagletooth type creatures, overbearing crotch grabbers trying to rip your face off and know what my life's been like! Pretty nasty mental picture but, are you knee deep in turd with jagletooths trying to rip your face off? And, you know, if you took those camera's and zoomed way in to actually see how many times a crotch is grabbed and then they touch their face too. Then proceed to something in a store dept., person or field. The #'s would be astounding!
It can even be sound bite and voiced over if you wanna get silly with it!
Chin up! Smile a bit! My life hasn't been grand but, I still try to find reasons to each day! I still love ya! Try to remember what makes you happy threw all that! You know,. . . What parts are your Jubilant?"
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kelsey grammer

codeword for cocaine, powder, when you don't want to say "cocaine" out loud
by Leah M February 12, 2008
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Kelvin

To describe a cool asian guy
Dude I cant believe that Kelvin guy boned that hot asian chick!
by Nader Abdul Hadi February 18, 2009
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Cody kelly

A very hott guy,He can be nice to the extream or not so nice,he is very much a physical guy and he loves the out doors.
Elliot:hey you know that really hott guy cody kelly

Elise:Yeah we had a pinic outside,funny story outside is another word for out doors
by Codyisdaman October 8, 2008
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The Helen Kelly

1. A sex tape with R Kelly and Helen Keller, called "Drip Drip Drip, I'm gonna pee on you, and you won't even see it coming. "

2. Blind folding someone and giving them ear plugs and then peeing on them, when they have no idea it's coming.
Ryan blindfolded Jaime, and gave her the Helen Kelly. She was pissed, literally.
by rjricharddaughter July 13, 2009
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kelly

hottest girl on the planet. one who gives pleasure in the all right places. will rock your cock all night long
"i had kelly last night, she fucked me like a pornstar"
by jason2469 October 16, 2008
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Kelly Rippa'd

It's refered to on scrubs ( the tv show) when ever you blow someone out or deliever a killing punch line the word you say is Kelly Rippa'd clicking at the same time.
From scrubs, " Theres a problem with that... I'm a good docter, Kelly Rippa'd!
by emphaticpanic May 29, 2009
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