jesus christ

a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.

jesus christ is a stoner

by brooksy2410 June 7, 2007

Zombie Jesus Day

A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!

Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!

by Black Lilac May 13, 2010

Jesus Fish

A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.

Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!

by angelwarrior55 April 15, 2006

Raptor Jesus

our lord and the only protection against pedobear

OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!

by xXwafflez_no_jutsuXx April 30, 2010

Jesus Beam

Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.

Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??

by shadowray7 December 22, 2008

Jesus Fist

the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.

a modern christian military theocracy

better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.

we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.

the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.

by Ruiner Severhead December 31, 2007

jesus juice

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

by jammers1001 December 31, 2008