jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

one eyed jack

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

by socioclast83 October 25, 2008

Jack Man Dew

Cocktail featuring Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Similar to a "Jack and Coke" but with Mountain Dew instead of Coca-Cola. Name is from the Hooter's signature drinks menu.

"bartender let me have a Jack Man Dew"

by G.Simpson January 1, 2012

Jack Off

To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs.

Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.

by Phillip Knowles January 19, 2006

Jack Ass

A person who is so damn ignorant that the things they do cause you and your friends to laugh even though it causes them Pain.

Can you believe that Jim shot himself in the foot, What a JACK ASS

by Dilligaf1971 October 20, 2007

jack pack

The man purse Jack Bauer uses in 24 Season 5.

Look at the Jack Pack! I want one!

by Vanessa April 27, 2006

Jack's Mannequin

The perfect shade of "dark blue." Which may or may not be found in a box of crayons.

Oh, would you look at that? Tonight's the prefect shade of Jack's Mannequin.

by Kerosene July 26, 2008