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Five minutes and five brains late

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Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days
"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"
by that one guy in the room December 3, 2022
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30 minutes

The time for an avarage person to find a normal definition of a word on Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Everyone, int today 's lesson we are going to learn alot vocabularies. Today's main question is: what is the definition of the word "pandemic"
a while later...
teacher: alright times up, jimmy, what have you found?
jimmy: i haven't find anything on the urban dictionary!
teacher: how many times do i have to tell you jimmy, it will take 30 minutes to find a normal definition on urban dictionary!
by gdplayer December 22, 2022
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Yankee Minute

Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more
Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute
by Susie creamcheese July 16, 2023
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prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time
How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023
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5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023
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Wyatt Minute

Wyatt minute ˈwaɪət ˈmɪnət
A period of time that equals 120 seconds instead of the usual 60 seconds.
Jeez Dylan is taking a fucking wyatt minute
by DilDoe420 August 9, 2023
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