Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy

Bro this song is Straight homo

by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022

Semi-Straight

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.

'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.

by I like turtles guy 91 November 16, 2010

Straight Toodie

(Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

Straight Tiktok

Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp

Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude

by sup chad May 21, 2021

Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Super Straight

It’s non existent shut the fuck up you social reject :)

I hate you “super straight” people

Chad: hey Todd I’m super straight I hope that’s ok?

Todd: no that’s ducking disgusting.

by Kermi March 10, 2021