Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

by Ironherout March 31, 2023

Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015

The Iron Lady

To perform cunnilingus on a woman, that is being visited by Aunt Flo

Bruv, even though it was that time of the month.. I still gave her the iron lady

by honourme April 3, 2021

Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.

#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

Iron man

Fatal masturbicide by fall

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20

by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022

Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.

An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.

by Suburban Definer February 28, 2024

Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.

"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"

by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024