Crab Bag

A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.

I banged Shelly last night. No way dude. You better get to the doctor now. She’s a crab bag. Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011

Jessie bag

0.2g of cocaine

Do you still have that Jessie bag?

by Snowman0.2 August 1, 2019

Scum bagness

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.

The people across the street are full of scum bagness

by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020

bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.

We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!

by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013

push bag

When you want to call someone who is funny and cute, this can also be used for calling someone you don't like an idiot.

"Hey, Amanda over there is a push bag."
"You're such a push bag Amanda."

by malacoth January 8, 2012

sand bagging

Used in street racing. It means to be cheated out of a race or the opponent purposefully slowing down so the margin of victory seems smaller then it actually was.

That guy was sand bagging me so bad, dude!

by Stik E March 9, 2007