Idiotish

The language of idiots. Every pair of best friends has their own divergent dialect, and other people can only learn it by hanging out with you and your friends for long periods of time. Idiotish is a common language, but is most commonly spoke by the following:
-Teachers who assign homework on weekends

- Donald Trump

- Your ex
- Every music artist ever. (That's why it's so hard to understand music lyrics)
Note: The only language that your siblings speak is idiotish. It is always polite to dumb down your speech so that they understand.

We were supposed to write an essay on trees this weekend, but I didn't know because all I heard was the English teacher spewing idiotish.

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

idiotainment

Dreadfuly stupid tv shows made for cretins

Oh no - a new series of "the voice" - more IDIOTAINMENT

by GFK- social comentator for now April 24, 2016

Idiosecond

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.

Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!

by Meghadeep September 2, 2016

idiocity

1. noun. -- A collective population of idiots; who share so much in common among themselves be it the specific notion or behaviors that it's undeniable they are working as a single unit.

Ex. The internet group "Politics 123" is undeniably an idiocity.

2. Adjective. -- The specific notions or behaviors commonly displayed within an idiocity.

Ex. Thinking uggs are cute with yoga pants is the idiocity of the incomming freshman class, they're clueless.

The whole class of 1993 turned out to be an idiocity and I'm ashamed to have been a part of it.

by BakMei8874 December 10, 2016

Idiopocalypse

An apocalypse of idiotic proportions.

The idiopocalypse is upon us!

by Dudeacarr March 5, 2017

Idiocrisy

A Combination of Idiot and Hypocrisy. Used when an Idiot feels superior to another Idiot.

"I'm an idiot? That's pure idiocrisy because you fell for it too."

by GhostGotBeats April 4, 2017