goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024
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van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
“You’re such a Van de gooner!”
by Jiggler3000 December 02, 2024
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
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Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 10, 2024
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fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.
Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.
by Fishing goon September 14, 2020
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