goat run

When you pull your balls around your asshole, so then your balls are now by your ass.

I turned around and Ian showed me a good goat run.

by Hugh Geballs November 14, 2016

Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.

"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."

by Jackassjones September 27, 2020

Scape goat

Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something

Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats

by Crab trap June 20, 2022

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008

GOAT of Basketball

Jordan is the GOAT.

Who’s the GOAT of basketball ? Jordan.

by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011

Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020