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Scape Goat 

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong
Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.
Scape Goat by DanTMan December 8, 2009
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

Lumpy Goat 

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.
Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.
Lumpy Goat by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

fainting goat 

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise
don't scare him he's a fainting goat
fainting goat by tjd42 April 20, 2018

The Goat 

2pac is the goat of rap.
The Goat by darious miles III January 12, 2011

Judas Goat

A Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general animal herding. The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination. In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared. Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and on to trucks.
"Yes follow the judas goat to your death's fools!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
Judas Goat by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.
Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw