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Pseudo-German 

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.
Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
Pseudo-German by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009
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Old German 

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks
Old German by God January 30, 2005

Ze Dirty German 

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
Ze Dirty German by POBKN January 8, 2012

Reverse German Baker 

Exotic sex act (See German Baker)
After a couple of months of prepairing, Heinz done the Reverse German Baker with a local prostitute

nono german 

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.

hola soy german 

Hola soy german is a chilean youtuber who become famous in 2011 and sadly stop making videos but he has another channel called JuegaGerman.
—he-hello im German and i bet you a cookie that all days you blink
Hola soy German
hola soy german by Antosser March 25, 2020

No Little German Boy!

A tiktok trend, mostly used as a joke.
Normally, Text responds with the start; "OH MEIEN GOAWD"
"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T LOOK UP NFSW!"
"OH MIEN GOWD, ZIZ HAWT WOMAN HAVE TITS."