Fuck you, that's why

A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent.

(The examples probably describe it better)

Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

by gnerd October 11, 2011

geeked as fuck

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.

"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"

by The Infamous One August 28, 2007

fuckaholic

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.

Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!

by NAPO August 14, 2003

National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016

zipless fuck

A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.

Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.

by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003