Fake Summit

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.

“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”

by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018

Fakest of the Fakes

Eduardo

WOW !!!! YOU'RE SO FAKEEEEEEE!!! The fakest of the fakes!

by ad247 January 1, 2019

fake sarcasm

Don’t know, but it sounds awkward...

“Wow your sarcasm is real”
“No actually it’s fake sarcasm”
“That sounds awkward

by Fakesarcasmuser June 14, 2018

Fake William

When one guy pretends to be straight but he’s really gay. Most often found in gay bars wearing white pants and smoking

Your a fake William

by FakeWilliam June 25, 2018

Fake News

When you know a story or point is correct, but admitting so would harm your image. See also no u

Person 1: Hey, I heard you puked at that party the other day.

Person 2: Fake news.

by JamPock July 10, 2018

Fake-up

The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.

Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 4, 2019

Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it

She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.

by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018