fireman tom

A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.

Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.

by shittityomanzzzzzz August 11, 2012

Five finger drum machine

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

by rust shackel September 22, 2012

Five After Beer Thirty

When the time to get a beer, cigarette , or other drug has been much overdue.

Friend: Hey bro is it beer thirty?

Me: Shit, its five after beer thirty!

by Creems October 21, 2012

five on rye

a knuckle sandwich, a punch

Used famously by Bill Murray.

"That drives me nuts. I want to give them a five on rye when I hear that"

by boxhell November 12, 2012

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

Fivesixin

When your so on your doing 5 and 6 things at one time.

Man Desal at the house fivesixin in the driveway at 3am!

by Shelaced October 26, 2016

five to go

It's the fap session you have while you're on the go.

Ben: "You are taking another walk?"
Peter: "Sure why not? I am still horny dude."
Ben: "Oh so it's five to go!"
Peter: "Exactly. See you in a few minutes Ben."

by Minor Toucher March 26, 2017