french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

by Super Jesus December 28, 2005

French phenomenon

The belief that any behavior, saying or product from France must be the pinnacle of sophistication.

Also see euro-quality.

The French phenomenon:

Mary: "Oh, I just LOVE those Lacoste shoes!"

Sue: "Thanks! And your Louis Vuitton bag is to die for!"

Mary: "It would be great if everyone else was as à la mode and sophisticated as us. Well, enjoy your date with Mark tonight."

Sue: "Oh, I will. He has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, you know?"

by Penrose Triangle September 5, 2009

French Onion Poop

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

by Mosh1200 June 28, 2011

French Hongi

The french hongi is a move only to be performed by skilled masters, generally with a european heritage. As you have your head buried between your lover's thighs place the bone of your nose on her clit and give it a gentle rub, actually... rub that shit till she moaning myrtles that house up.

The tongue didn't suffice so I gave her the french hongi... bitches love the french hongi.

by JD's October 28, 2014

French Tornado

The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.

"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."

by 20 dollar fucky-sucky February 27, 2016

french onion dip

When you take chip dip and put it in the girls vagina then have sex and when you are done you eat it out of her.

I gave Allie the French onion dip and it was delicious.

by The krusty crab June 26, 2017

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004