Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Fake hippy

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud

Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

360 fake

That you're so fake and you cant change on how fake you are.

Josh: Wow. Jennifer just stood me up at the movies AGAIN. She's so 360 fake

by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake Frehley

A nickname for current Kiss lead guitarist Tommy Thayer, coined due to his unprecedented and arguably deceptive adoption of original lead guitarist Ace Frehley’s signature makeup and “persona” of “The Spaceman”.

Kiss uses Fake Frehley to trick casual fans into believing Ace is still in the band.

by Comic Sans Sucks November 5, 2022

fake sag

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.

person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.

by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011

fake death

when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive

Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!

by psycho_man December 10, 2019