When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
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Get the skid face mug.1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
Get the Lobster Face mug.Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
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Get the face the music mug.A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
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