I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

eme

Biden says that is emergency is gvfesdjju

guy 1: this is a eme!
guy 2: shut up

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Em Roo

when your dick is stuck in a pipe but now your chinese

Fuck im em roo

by Penis Men January 18, 2023

Texas fold 'em

Folding in poker.

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

jay ex em em ay

porn star, famous plate spinner, mum to 4, famous feet blogger

mum! jay ex em em ay is in my bedroom touching my feet

by ilovejemma69 September 14, 2022

i zipped em

when you shit in people in any game & or kill them in the tuffest way possible

Joseph- Yo I just “zipped” them bum ass niggas in that tdm”

Dajuan- Aye bruh “i zipped em” a cutie
Darian- *aces in r6* “i zipped” all them bums

by i zipped em September 21, 2020