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Shawnee Mission East

The second high school in the Shawnee Mission School District. Somehow, they get budgeted all of the money the school district has to offer, resulting in their nice, college-like campus, but leaving other schools like Shawnee Mission North, Shawnee Mission West, Shawnee Mission Northwest, and Shawnee Mission South with the spare change that the lazy asses at SME are too lazy to pick up. They tend to be the biggest douchebags in the Kansas City Metro Area, only doing their shopping at the Country Club Plaza and Town Center in Leawood. The male species of douche that roam the halls at Shawnee Mission East tend to be outfitted in Blazers, with Ralph Lauren graphic tees underneath. They wear $70 jeans with nearly every outfit and Nike AirMax shoes, and, because they are simply too cool to do otherwise, they each sag about 4 inches. The female species of douche at this school each have about 40 pieces of Vera Bradley on their bodies each day. They enjoy wearing shoes made for sailing as if they were practical. They can be seen wearing at least one piece of Abercrombie and Fitch every day. They have video announcements every morning and think it is trendy to tailgate high school football games. Most guys also have an earring in each ear. If you want your kids to do drugs, you should definitely send them to this school, as the students here do drugs in the restrooms, and have drunken parties just about every night of the week.
Shawnee Mission East Kid1:Dude, brah, you wanna go to the plahzah and get some awesome new shirts at Halls for Monday?
SME Kid2:Brah, yeah I do! After that, lets go get drunk and cruise around Prairie Village
SME Kid1:Awesome, brah.
by typewriter123 September 18, 2011
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Neon East

-The Neon East is East Asia, specifically Japan and Korea, as "Neon" is used to describe the busy cities, bright lights, rapid cultural trends, and technological advancements.

-A nickname for Japan and Korea.
Unusual trends such as pink or green hair would be from the Neon East.

Asian rappers and pop singers sometimes refer to their homeland as "the Neon East."
by JLux June 1, 2009
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Far East Fire-Spitter

The act in which you stick an entire bottle of Sriracha in yo girl's pussy and squeeze it all out in her like a syringe, then proceed to give her head with the goal of going for 10 minutes without bursting into tears. But instead if you choose hit that shit, raw, nutting all up in her, you have completed the alternative, known as the "Korean Lava Creampie."
'Hey Tyler, I just gave Jane a Far East Fire-Spitter for 20 straight minutes last night without crying!' 'Oh yeah? Well last night I gave Heather a wicked Korean Lava Creampie!'
by DanBulk December 30, 2016
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Maine East Highschool

A school with wannabe gangbangers. Principal is gay🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 everybody try’s act ghetto. Security is on your ass no matter what. Deans suck fuck that fatass mr bender and fuck that whore Ms diaz.
“What school do you go to?” “maine east highschool
by Mike bender a fat ass123 November 4, 2021
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Maine east

A insane asylum ran by Democrats and to indoctrinate students
Did u see jacob n his goons go to Maine east? They’re insane!
by Mike bender a fat ass123 November 7, 2021
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The east Manchester academy

The east Manchester academy (aka TEMA) is a school in Manchester ‘Beswick’ also know for being rated inadequate from ofsted as it is one of the worst schools and gives children raw chicken and hard rice for dinner
OMG I heard The east Manchester academy is the worst rated school in Manchester 😬
by Macey-Leigh November 24, 2021
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Apartments East

The only res hall where you WILL be woken up by a clown horn at 3AM.
Oh boy, I love going to sleep in Apartments East! Time for be- HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK
by PhilippEw April 2, 2022
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