dude brain

When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.

“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”

“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”

by Ellaaaaaaa March 25, 2020

dude.......

word to describe an individual whos an absolute chad with superhuman muscles

person 1: look at that guy! hes an absolute dude.......
proclaimed dude.......: *in deep voice* indeed i am

by dude........ May 5, 2020

dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out

Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

Dodge Karenvan

A "Karen" who drives her kids around town from school to sports practices in her van, her Dodge Karenvan.

I just wish she would get back into her Dodge Karenvan and leave already.

by Taco219 September 10, 2020

dodgen

pretty chill school, some teachers use crack.

dodgen is a accelerated schoo;

by Personed November 2, 2020

Dude Are You 5!?

Yea, 5 Inches IN YOUR MOM

Dude Are You 5!?
Yea, 5 Inches IN YOUR MOM

by SebiRex February 26, 2021

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021