dangler

A co-worker that servers no meaningful purpose and posses no working skills what so ever, remains employed by inserting his/her head in the bosses rectum.

CPG employee’s were so irritated with Matt because of his inabilities to perform any function at work so he was deemed a dangler.

by CPG1 September 20, 2006

bo dangles

somthing that is dank

the pick of the crop

god that dank was the bo dangles

by tj September 3, 2004

dangerous sex

having extremely sketchy sex

dangerous sex includes

butt sex with a bear
head from an shark
eye contact with chuck norris
tits from a tiger

etc.

by calogero normandy February 19, 2011

Dandles

A portmanteau of "dad" and "sandles" describing the genre of summer footwear favored by suburban dads.

"Mike was rocking the dandles at the Little League game last night."

by Jenky Jenk July 8, 2009

Dangeling

The act of having a small flacid penis dangel between the legs of what is known as a "limp dick faggot". The act of Dangeling is known to attract groups of adolescent boys around a television, where they will watch other limp dick faggots before partaking in homesexual intercourse.

"look, its goregous outside. Let's try dangeling instead of drink or talk with females!"

by StrongIsland April 24, 2010

Danger

More than dang.

As used in scrabble...
Person 1 : You can't use dang, it's not a real word.
Person 2 : Yes it is. It's in the dictionary....see!
Person 1 : Ok then.

(next round)
Person 1: Oh hell no, I let you get away with dang, but not danger...you can't be more than dang!
Person 2: Just look it up.

(reads the definition)
Person 1: Well shit.

by otherdustin September 14, 2010

wham danglers

a nice rack/breasticles on a female and some males

That dude has wham danglers up the ying yang

by frank azzaro June 11, 2006