crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.

"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

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Crack Licker

The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.

Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.

by Calment45 October 30, 2021

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Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

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chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.

How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.

by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011

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crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.

Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"

by The Red Captain November 5, 2013

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