Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.

Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

snack cracker

The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian

I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.

by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean

Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!

by datDude June 30, 2015

Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys

Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team

by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014

cracker shower

While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.

Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!

by cmasterson August 4, 2009

cracker light

A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night.

"I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light"

by Mike Perrone June 9, 2007

Cracker Craving

adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.

I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.

by pepwave1 May 10, 2011