waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

cappin

to shoot, usually in a drive-by, and it can be done repeatedly. what the previous definitions of this word left out is that it is PAST TENSE. gotsta have gud gramma

I wuz cappin wankstas all nite, foo.

by Danny Boy May 13, 2005

dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003

Crappucino

A lovely caffinated drink created whereby one flings excrement (real or replica thereof) into one's beverage from afar, preferably over an office partition or like object, most often (and preferably) by surprise.

J just pitched H a nice, refreshing iced Crappucino.

Thanks for the Crappucino, asshole.

by Invader Mrak May 2, 2006

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

chappeé

This a very versitile word. It can be used as a synonym for 'whatever' 'hello' 'goodbye' 'peace' 'oh well' and just about anything else.

person 1: chappeé, my freind, how are you?
person 2: eh, chappeé
person 1: oh, i see, chappeé
person 2: yup

by RCLBOLT November 12, 2003