Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 05, 2022
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Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 12, 2018
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
by littlestblue February 11, 2016
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Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
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Cross Country Toes

When the toenails of your feet fall off from running the sport cross country. Common symptoms include: Blue toe nails, peeling skin, heel tags, and toe pain.
Cx player 1: Man my toes really hurt
Cx player 2: Oh no! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 16, 2023
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