Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans

by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018

lethally cool

Something that is incredibly dangerous but is still the epitome of chill

Such as: 1. A hot car with no seatbelts 2. A rabid rottweiler 3. A psychopathic movie star 4. Most of Australia's fauna

Your new razorwire necklace is lethally cool!

by Stryker and Lucky January 15, 2008

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

tat cool

A sarcastic expression of adulation in response to the plebian scribblings of poorly-educated, grammarless internet trolls.

Wow. Tat cool.

by BeauBat July 28, 2019

cool auntie

The weirdest of the bunch who thinks she is the coolest of the parents sibling and that the kids love her but she seems to have a weird fetish for toes and brushing the kids hair

The cool auntie keeps touching me head and it's creepy

by Dirty Dingo darts September 20, 2017

Cool As A Zipper

Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.

After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"

by dantemac253 May 26, 2011

be cool b

Telling someone to remain G , if a person is acting for attention , talking to much , etc.

Bum : * see you walking with your girl * Aye that's yo girl bruh ? I see you .
You : Aye , be cool b .

by OGSwaveman22 March 10, 2015