Lowell Community Health Center

1A great resource for the city of Lowell, MA, provided you're latino/cambodian/asian. Do not i repeat do not go there if you're white/gay/want any kind of emotional support, just don't go there. Half the staff barely speak any english, and they treat an HIV diagnosis the way people talk about the time of day, i.e. without any sensitivity. Not racist but that's what I experienced. If you go to UMass Lowell, just go to the
doctor/clinic/community health center back home where you live.
2. Any such place with a similarly complete lack of sensitivity to patients' emotional needs

Ana/Barbara/whatever her name is: *stammering and struggling to form coherent English words*: ....it won't kill you fast.

Patient: Thanks for that incredibly sensitive response to this obviously life-changing moment. Real professional and comforting. Glad to know that Lowell Community Health Center also cares about its white patients.

by The Authorityy December 26, 2010

center my chi

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

by CPG September 19, 2006

the center

a place in newtown ct where kids hang out and make plans for later in the night. this is located in a shopping center in the middle of town. usually teenagers meet here when they want to meet up, or go here when theres nothing to do that night. sometimes kids pregame drink and blaze weed in this parking lot.

whats goin on tonight?
dont know, do you wanna stop at the center?

wanna meet up?
yeah go to the center

by cant stop wont stop July 17, 2006

canterbury

Canterbury is a college prep school in New Milford Connecticut. While many students attend Canterbury, the majority are either day students of boarders that decide to pay the extra money to live there even though they live five minutes away. The students at Canterbury attend the school (regardless of what they say) because 1) their parents have way too much money 2) They are retarded.
Canterbury is good in hockey and football. And that is about it. Athletically and academically.

My parents said they would get me this new BMW if applied to prep school. I applied to Hotchkiss, Loomis, Kent, Berkshire and Andover.

Wow! thats ambitious! Canterbury is your safe school i take it. Well we know you will get into Canterbury, i dont know anyone who DIDN'T get in that had more money than sense. No offense man.

Nah dude. its chill.

by ur mom goes to canterbury July 16, 2008

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

Mississippi Welcome Center

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.

Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.

by SpaldingDualie April 25, 2009

career center

A meeting place for goofies and other retarded folk. Sometimes they come to learn about specific job related skills. 99% of the students at Career Center are mentally disabled.

If you go to Career Center, you'll see a retard named Spencer.

by 3n! January 10, 2005